Goreth here! We took Ashwin to the Oregon Zoo yesterday. Phage went dormant before we got there, probably to let… Read more Chapter 17: Patreon Update: Reaction Video

“OK, Ashwin, you get to pee and shave,” Goreth said, stepping aside internally. “Try it!” “What?” I gasped as our… Read more Chapter 16: Animals

“I cannot believe how lucky you are that Peter was so cool like that,” Erik said. “He’s right here at… Read more Chapter 15: Peter’s Rent

we need a place we need a place we need a place we need a place we need a place… Read more Chapter 14: Heat

The longer I stood there, the less I understood my surroundings. And I started to feel more misshapen and confused.… Read more Chapter 13: Entropy’s Gift

The week seemed to go by without even happening, and Goreth found themself at Aunti Zero’s again, thinking about whether… Read more Chapter 12: Time Dilation

“So,” Sarah was saying, “we actually went to bed earlier than we had planned that night, because that Scott Pilgrim… Read more Chapter 11: The Murmuration and the Monster

Goreth here, again. With Ashwin’s suggestion, we’ve written up a contract for Phage. And apparently, Phage prefers to have a… Read more Chapter 10: The Contract

Before we brought over our next visitor from the Sunspot, and even before we ironed out a new contract with… Read more Chapter 9: From the Mouth of Phage